pennis elbow 

conventional usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting active arm.

modern usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting mouse/pointer arm.

Joe: 'Poor Alvin, two weeks after he got high-speed internet he had pennis elbow in both arms!'

Theresa: 'god, what a spanky dolittle, he must be exhausterbated!

pennis elbow by sandspit November 25, 2007

Penis elbow 

what people who don't play tennis get.

"Dude, my arm hurts"
"Maybe you got penis elbow"

Penis elbow by Painking666 January 20, 2009

Penis elbow 

A condition that comes from sitting in front of the computer all day jerking off constantly to internet porn.

"I guess I have to stop masturbating so much, I think I'm getting penis elbow."
" Yeah why don't you stop looking at those porn sites constantly and put the dick down. Your arm might feel better. Your dick might not be so sore either"

Penis elbow by JC Dingleberry May 10, 2016

Elbow penis 

When your penis has such a harsh curve, it might as well have an elbow.

Jimmie entered his girlfriend sideways because of his elbow penis.

Elbow penis by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016