by funnyman21224 July 31, 2010
Teacher: Now students, I want your balls on me.
*students continue talking*
Teacher: No talking! Put your balls on my face right now!
Tom: ah, its so bright outside
Paul: yeah, the sun is right in my balls!
Gage: My eyelid's are gone!
Paul: that means your balls will be showing all the time!
*students continue talking*
Teacher: No talking! Put your balls on my face right now!
Tom: ah, its so bright outside
Paul: yeah, the sun is right in my balls!
Gage: My eyelid's are gone!
Paul: that means your balls will be showing all the time!
by darksideofthepaul June 29, 2008
Big, soft, squishy, delicate, and important spherical-ish organs that hang a couple inches below a male's penis. They are kept in a nut sack to regulate the cooler temperature that they need to create sperm. If you hit them on a guy, it is very painful. Guys usually like it when girls feel them and rub them and suck on them.
by Bananaandbeans October 15, 2012
Teacher: "Alright kids, time for a pop quiz."
Billy: "BALLS!!!"
"Sarah's a terrible cook, her meatloaf tasted like balls"
Billy: "BALLS!!!"
"Sarah's a terrible cook, her meatloaf tasted like balls"
by J Rock May 13, 2005
Definition #1: My balls itch.
Definition #2: We all went to Skatopia to skate the biggest ramp, but Jake was the only one with the balls to do it.
Defintion #3: Dude, what kind of balls do you have to flip me off, huh?!?
Definition #2: We all went to Skatopia to skate the biggest ramp, but Jake was the only one with the balls to do it.
Defintion #3: Dude, what kind of balls do you have to flip me off, huh?!?
by DamianRules123 June 10, 2007
"Balls!" cried the queen. "If I had too (two), I could be king."
The king laughed. Not because he wanted to, but because he had too (two).
The king laughed. Not because he wanted to, but because he had too (two).
by Ratfish February 23, 2008
by wtflollar1 January 12, 2009