Definitions by funnyman21224

Depression 

Anger without enthusiasm.

I am facing depression!
I know, I know. They cancelled Ryan's Hope.

Depression by funnyman21224 December 18, 2012

TQJ 

A classy and intelligent way of saying lol, similar to lql. It stands for That's Quite Jocular.

I just sharted!
Haha tqj

TQJ by funnyman21224 July 23, 2012

YOLT 

A parody of YOLO, meaning: you only live twice. Or it can also mean, young overachieving lesbian teenagers.

Hey man, should i smoke this?
YOLT!
True, true.

YOLT by funnyman21224 June 28, 2012

876th base 

This is the base when you fuck a girl in a banana suit on the moon with an audience of Chinese four-year olds sitting on diamond-encrested llamas wearing toupees made from shaved cow fur sewn together with cum and glue. Also, there is a raja judging whether or not it is good while him and Adam Sandler kiss eachother. This is the base that Chuck Norris won't be able to get to.

Hey! I got to 876th base!
Shut up, you suck.

876th base by funnyman21224 October 2, 2011

Beauty is on the inside 

Something ugly people say.

Liar Liar:

Max: My teacher says true beauty is on the inside.
Dad: No, that's just something ugly people say.

Beauty is on the inside by funnyman21224 July 21, 2011

Sarcasm 

Half of the entries on Urban Dictionary.

*Looking up sex on Urban Dictionary*: Who is stupid enough to look up sex in the Urban Dictionary?

*Looking up Mormon in the Urban Dictionary*:95% of the people in Utah.

These are all sarcasm.

Sarcasm by funnyman21224 July 8, 2011

Tell a Nut

Wait, nutella.

Tell a nut to go fuck itself.

Tell a Nut by funnyman21224 June 27, 2011