apple hair 

A term for any obnoxious, annoying, sarcastic male. Usually referred to for men with the name of Kevin.

Tina: You have apple hair.
Kevin: Wtf? Why?
Tina: Because you do, you're just that annoying.

apple hair by Samichop October 29, 2007

you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE! 

words that a really dilusional teenager will say when they are not on drugs. this kid would probably having swelling in the brain and will need to be rushed to the hospital where they will need a really large needle stuck into their eyeball to get the fluids out.

"i'm not on drugs mom, you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!"

you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE! by the cooler n-dawg October 30, 2007

Brown hairy Apple 

Its a coconut in disguise

"Do you have any apples?"
"Yeah a brown hairy apple"

Brown hairy Apple by fart_lord July 18, 2020