When you're on the internet, watching a video, looking at pictures, etc, and it's loading extremely slow. So slow, that you usually exit and try something else, or you have so much free time loading, that you find yourself doing something *shudder* productive.

Frank: Hey, are you watching that sweet video of the guy with the really low voice singing?
Louie: Yeah, but it's just slowding. I've already managed to write half a novel and learn how to play rugby.
Frank: Oh, too bad.

Slowding by Isac Bandit March 7, 2009

Related Words

slowding • SlowDingo • Sloading. • slowing • Slowking • shlowdinger binger • sloding • slowading • Slowfinger Ryan • Slowling

sloading

slowly loading webpage

Man, facebook is sloading; I've been waiting 5 minutes to see her full body shot.

sloading by fx422 October 20, 2008

Sloading

Due to slow connections or lag, stuff takes a long time to load sometimes, causing sloading.

"Check this page out! insert URL here"
"Oh man!"
"What?"
"It's slooooooading i.e. sloading!"

Sloading by Grebmops January 18, 2007

Slowking

A Big nosed nigga that looks like a Grotle
(David otherwise know as sensational gp)

youtube.com/sensationalgp

"STOP ATTACKING ME , I AM NOT A THREAT TO YOU. CATCH THIS STONE EDGE BITCH" - David 2015

( a slowking supporter)

Slowking by INHALEDEEZNUTSBICTH April 6, 2016

Slowzing

That state that you reach during a long airplane flight which is somewhere between sleeping and dozing. You wake up thinking you have slept for an hour but only five minutes have passed.

"Gawd that flight back from Asia was long and all I got was slowzing."

Slowzing by DrPhil October 15, 2009

SlowDingo

He’s literally the best speed runner ever. Don’t ever compare yourself to him EVER

Yo slowdingo can really cshlippy

SlowDingo by NotSlowDingo July 13, 2021

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026