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Special way of saying agreed, with examphasis on the D.

(Pronounced: A-GRE-EEE-ED-DAA)
George:Matt r u gay?
Matt:N(interuprted
Graham:Yes,Agreed
George:Agreed'd
(Later)
George:U fuckin Twat-Ter!
Agreed'd by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007
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agreed-dot-com 

Term used to show strong concurrence. Said in response to a statement one enthusiastically agrees with.

(Though "agreed-dot-com" is the original, "dot-com" can also be applied to many other words to give them a heightened sense of intensity or urgency, as in likely-dot-com)
Girl: I really think the band Common Shiner rocks.

Guy: Agreed-dot-com.
agreed-dot-com by Werdereater June 17, 2009

I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong

A good comeback use this when arguing with a pretentious bitch like your ex girlfriend or you could reach out and slap her stupid smirk off her ugly face that makes onions cry
My ex thought we should get back together so i pimp slapped her and said I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.

Agreed on the Douchebag 

When two parties argue fiercely, and in the heat of the moment agree on something; Sometimes ending the argument.
"Are Tony and Zach still arguing?"

"Nah, they Agreed on the Douchebag about how much they hate Oscar."

Girl who agreed to help Donald trump with the wall 

A girl who loves Donald trump and her name is Catherine babb and she agreed to help with the wall
ew she is Girl who agreed to help Donald trump with the wall

agree dude 

The guy who shows up in social media threads and tries to play mediator for an original poster who posits something undeniably false, insane, or inflammatory that all other commentators disagree with. Is insufferable in his dedication to the notion of fair-mindedness. He laments about being "exhausted" by all the negativity, but yet still comes to commentate every day because this is the role he wants to play. Likes the Final Fantasy VII Remake, and Aaron Boone, and thinks Jar Jar Binks was misunderstood.
I spotted agree dude saying he likes the 359 new side quests added to "flesh out" the plot of the Final Fantasy VII remake, which now takes 3+ years to play when the original was perfectly paced in the first place.

Agree to disagree 

What someone says when they want to end an argument, essentially concluding that both parties think they are right and that they will get nowhere in arguing.
Guy: It doesn't matter what a judge's background or opinion is when he/she is making a decision.
Girl: But what they believe has a huge effect on the verdict; nothing is objective!
Guy: But to be a judge you must be impartial.
Girl: Aaaah, you just don't get it.
Guy: Can't we just agree to disagree? This argument is really petty. We both seem to be set in our argument.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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