gnard
gnard by Hawtyboggin March 19, 2007
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Gnard
Noun. An uncircumcised penis. The "G" is indeed silent when pronouncing this ugly word. Not to be confused with a "nard" which is some kind of weird cracker slang for testicle.
A Gnard is most likely the kind of uncircumcised penis that takes you by surprise, either on a nice American boy whom you would never suspect, or a man you've been with 6 months to a year and never realized he had a little extra downstairs.
A Gnard is most likely the kind of uncircumcised penis that takes you by surprise, either on a nice American boy whom you would never suspect, or a man you've been with 6 months to a year and never realized he had a little extra downstairs.
Gnard by yallahhabibineeknay August 7, 2009
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Gnard
When one has ingested a large amount of psychedelic drugs, and becomes no more than a series of dubious facial expressions.
Gnard by DanjerBlaine September 25, 2015
glarded
Glarded funds may not be transferred into an account which is in a tax clode without an inoppolity certificate
glarded by NuclearCrawdad March 19, 2021
glarded
past participle of to glard
a state or nature of funds
A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account
When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics
Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons
a state or nature of funds
A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account
When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics
Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons
My account is in a tax clode, so you will need to provide an inoppolity certificate before you can transfer glarded funds to it.
It's your job as the bank behabling the glarded funds to issue the certificate.
It's your job as the bank behabling the glarded funds to issue the certificate.
to glard
the act of making one's funds glarded
A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account
When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics
Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons
A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account
When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics
Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons