Cass Tech is a high school in Detroit that houses 2000 students that had to test to get in.Cass tech is known for its alumni,cultural minority diversity ,good test scores and world class nerds and jocks.To maintain enrollment in cass you must keep an overall of 2.5. Which is very easy to do.Teachers are very strict and will not hesitate to give you a D of F.expecially the honors/ap teachers.Cass Tech is known for the best band in the land.CTMB (cass tech marching band).The amount of personallity that one experiences at cass is parllel to the various sizes of shits that one takes in a life time.There are various opportunities to be used at cass. Like the over 30 sports teams and 35 + clubs and organizations.

I choose to go to Cass Tech instead of King High School because of the academic challenges.

Cass Tech by AndrinoGiardino June 29, 2009

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a boujie bitch,very stuck up, hoodrats with money,classy and sometimes crashy,slutty freshmens,boy recyclers,undercover lesbians,rumor starter

starting a foward about a freshmen cass tech girl giving head and sending it to everyone and putting her name in every bathroom stall

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Cass Tech

A shitty school located in the middle of Detroit surrounded by druggies. Everyone acts like this school is so high and mighty- when it's actually filled with retards. Cass has never been number 1, despite the motto. Just like the false motto, everything promised about this school is false. The students are fake and the teachers are deadbeat and slump work. The guys are wannabe thugs and the girls are all slutty as fuck. One time two kids got caught fucking in the stairwell. So much for an education if you're gonna get STDs, lol! Even though it's a school of color, the students are still segregated by race. The music taste is deplorable, the security is just sad with their broken metal detectors, and the bathrooms stink of either shit or weed. It's all bark but no bite, just like the city it's in. There's an air of massive ego and depression wafting around the nasty roach infested halls. Low scores are glorified, and there is no learning or programs. It's just a bunch of useless work given by lazy teachers. The Student Body is so diverse that it's not diverse anymore. The students go from egotistic "geniuses" to popular hoodrats with STDs to weird quiet kids that stick to the loosely kept uniform rule. Admin cares more about girls' thighs than actually checking bags for weapons. The entire building is a clown factory and all it produces is an unfunny joke.

If you want to come out crazy without any hope, go to Cass Tech! Ass Tech number 1, second to everyone babyy

"OMG! I finally graduated middle school. Should I apply to Cass Tech?"

"No, Cass Tech is Ass. I graduated and look at me, I'm mentally ill. Don't repeat my mistakes. Just go to Ham High."

"Damn. Thanks for the warning bro, appreciate."

Cass Tech by BrUbHuru December 10, 2021

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