horkler

Meth tweaker taking something perfectly good or in working order and rendering it totally useless - fixing it in such a way - that it is no longer useful.

Mel, the horkler, took apart the stereo to repair it, and horkled it instead.

by Maleman August 5, 2003

honkler

Someone who is black pilled but instead of being depressed, has embraced the insanity of Clown World. Will laugh at the news and troll people on the internet. Honk Honk!

How is John so upbeat with all the chaos going on in the world? He's a honkler.

by Joesmitherson June 21, 2020

hortler

The leader of the not shee party. He killed 6,000,000 jüs in the allshitz constipated camp.

Hale hortler, ma dude
We need to send the jüs to the constipated camp.

by Hortler_the_great October 5, 2017

Horker

A species of animal found in the video game Skyrim.

Horkers resemble huge blubbery walruses with three tusks and large whiskers protruding from their faces.

"I can't believe you ate all the pizza, you are such a Horker"!
"Lisa is such a fatty. I just saw her put down three cheeseburgers like a Horker".

by KarmaKastaway August 1, 2012

Hale Hortler

The intentional misspelling of the phrase, "Heil Hitler," accompanied by a poorly drawn swastika.

Hans: Ve haffe ein new recruit vith us today

Heinrich: Be careful, I hear he's a veal dummkopf
Kaiser: hello friends! I am glad to pe vorking vith you! Hale Hortler!

by Y'all Mind If I November 3, 2019

Horker

1. A mythical creature that resides along the Northern perimeter of Skyrim usually in freezing temperatures.

2. Someone who is very annoying or just generally unliked by the majority of people.

1. In my adventures of Skyrim i have encountered many dangerous horkers which have threatened my chance at survival

2. Man, that kid tries to be so cool, he's such a horker

by dburbs February 17, 2012

horker

one who horks, steals.
a thief

i can't believe that horker stole my parking spot.

i stole my stapler back from your desk, horker.

by jesster23 April 27, 2009