Definitions by Maleman

pornonoia 

mental state of being worried about being caught masterbating

Jerry's pornonoia got the better of him when he was unable to finish his daily fapping session

pornonoia by maleman October 1, 2012

horkler 

Meth tweaker taking something perfectly good or in working order and rendering it totally useless - fixing it in such a way - that it is no longer useful.

Mel, the horkler, took apart the stereo to repair it, and horkled it instead.

horkler by Maleman August 5, 2003