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mental state of being worried about being caught masterbating

Jerry's pornonoia got the better of him when he was unable to finish his daily fapping session

by maleman October 01, 2012

Meth tweaker taking something perfectly good or in working order and rendering it totally useless - fixing it in such a way - that it is no longer useful.

Mel, the horkler, took apart the stereo to repair it, and horkled it instead.

by Maleman August 05, 2003

Buy a horkler mug!