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To J(joke) O(on) A(a) N(nigga)
I know this fool aint joaning
joaning by Dat Boi Trae September 21, 2006
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joaning • johning • jeanings • jonning • Janing • joning • Jooning • Jorning • Juaning • joanin
talking about some one
Bob: james... i think im bout to get yo ugly ass lookin like the jolly YELLOW gaint.

James: Bob you not funny stop joaning
joaning by big D!(k August 26, 2006
Engaging in long and generally awkward conversations.
Oh look over there, Stephanie is Joaning so hard.
Joaning by Gooeyness June 12, 2018

Jonning it 

Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.
"Ew, shit, smoke that cigarette like a person. Why are you Jonning it?"
Jonning it by foolishwun June 25, 2009
DMV dialect

teasing ; making fun of, goin on
" aye man the teacher was joanin on the students it was funnie"
joanin by s3xy_danc3r May 14, 2010

Elton Johning

Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done
I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.
Elton Johning by Andrew Stone January 1, 2009
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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