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i have an enormous peninis
peninis by fkr July 30, 2003
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A penis pressed in a waffle iron or panini press. This word combines the words "panini" and "penis." The term peninis was coined by podcaster Griffin McElroy.
Yeah, I'm into sexual waffle irons; just stick your dick into a sandwich maker and get a peninis...
the thing we love to have in us and we like to suck jessica mitchel
its all the things i love about a dick it taste good and i love to eat come all of the time if i could i would suck as many dicks as i could because they tate asome
peninis by jessia March 15, 2005
when a penis is put in a panini press
I stopped by panera today to order a peninis.
peninis by peninispogh April 24, 2021

peminist 

An offensive word for “feminist”. Usually used by the society to make fun of misandrist stupid feminists.
Amber Heard is a peminist.
peminist by Peminist May 12, 2022

Human Peninsula 

When a girl receives 3 dicks in 3 different places which usually consist of the mouth, the pussy, and the asshole but can also include the ear or the belly button
Chris: Did you hear about Lauren last night?
Ben: No, what happened?
Chris: She got Human Peninsula'd.
Ben: By who?
Chris: Billy took the mouth, Jacob took the ass, and Alex took the pussy.
Human Peninsula by BQ13 February 5, 2014
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