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A fusion of the words Owen and owned. Generally speaking, the result of one individual being completely wrong in any given situation and someone else (either named Owen, or with Owenesque qualities) calling them out on it, thus exposing the individual's lack of knowledge, and surplus of foolishness. Can also be used to expose lack of skill, wit, and/or anywhere else the word owned could be used.
Robert: Hey guys! Have you heard of Sacred 2?
Vince: No.
Owen: Umm.. I've heard of it. Refresh my memory again?
Robert: It's amazing!
*notices Owen's MacBook*
Robert: Oh.. you have a Mac. Sacred 2 is only for PC... Nevamind.
Owen: Well.. Technically Sacred 2 is for Windows, which I do happen to have installed on a partition on my Mac.
Robert: But you can't run Windows games on your Mac!
Owen: Uh.. Yes, I can. If I have Windows, I can run Windows applications.. including Sacred 2 if I really wanted to.
Robert: ...
Vince: Owned.
Owen: N-no... Owened.
*walks away*
Owened by -ONEis- March 31, 2009
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A delicate mix of owned and Owen Wilson, one can call it out when they commit Wilson level ownage on a noob.
(Player 1 kills Player 2)
Player 1: Owened!
Player 2: *cries*
Player 1: Wilson!
owened by Nick C-L May 31, 2007
To express a foolish act that had double the pointlessness of being 'owned'. Where owned typically relays a feeling of rejection, owened portrays 'ownage' by one self.
<Dude A> stfu or ill ban u
<Dude B> lol without ops?
<Bystander> owen'd, LOL.

"I thought the wiring diagram was wrong and shocked myself in the process. Still cannot feel my arm."
'Owened HAH'
owened by bob elenothar July 29, 2008
When a mean safety guy gives you grief
I totally got owened today. I hate OTB
Owened by Facemre December 9, 2020
Hollywood douchebags that try to kill themselves because they have obtained everything but death in life.
Why don't you go Owened yourself.
Owened by hardon69 September 15, 2007

getting owened

a gay sex act or prank which can be pulled at parties. you wait until your male victim passes out and then you rub there hand over you genitals.
Sam: did you guys hear, trav was getting owened on saturday night by wiessy.
Darcy: eww
getting owened by Speno November 7, 2006

opened a keg of fruit 

Woo! Somebody opened a keg of fruit in here
opened a keg of fruit by june t September 30, 2016