Speno's definitions

5 second sam

a guy who cums 5 seconds into a blowjob

Kristy: I was blowing Mitch but it turned out he was a 5 second sam.
Freya: How embarrassing

by Speno November 6, 2006

getting owened

a gay sex act or prank which can be pulled at parties. you wait until your male victim passes out and then you rub there hand over you genitals.

Sam: did you guys hear, trav was getting owened on saturday night by wiessy.
Darcy: eww

by Speno November 7, 2006