Vazon 

A vazon is fancy speak for Amazon brand clothing.

My hoodie’s a Vazon! Straight from the Amazon prime stock!

Vazon by Peatha Topia November 25, 2020

Vatonage 

To reawken light that has been submerged in darkness.

God is the only one that can vatonage the best.

Vatonage by Emily Jean Drago October 9, 2011

Vadong 

Someone with a very small penis is called Vadong. You ain't getting any vagina, because your penis is so small that no chick wants you near her vagina - - you are Vadong.

My buddy picked up this hot chick at the pub last night, but when he took her home, he pulled down his pants and the bitch said, "What the Fuck?, get outta here, you are Vadong."

Vadong by David Vadong July 8, 2010

Vajonathan 

A name for the female anatomy.

I just wanna punch you in the vajonathan right now, will you accept?

Vajonathan by Gabrielephant May 3, 2010

Vaconstipated 

Being vaconsipated is when a person is constipated while on vacation. This is extremely irritating when said vacation involves eating large amounts of food several times per day. This condition is closely correlated to strange commodes ( often smaller than those at the workplace or ones picked out by men for home bathrooms )

This weekend we went to the lake. I ate 50 cheeseburgers and drank a case of beer. I must have been vaconstipated because I didn't crap until I got home on Monday.

Vaconstipated by TP-SD August 17, 2010

Vajongo 

The act of playing bongo on your vaginal region

Boyfriend: what the shit are you doing to your vagina???

Girlfriend: playing vajongo, BITCH!!! now make me a sammich

Vajongo by frootles February 7, 2012

Vamonos 

Usually used while in a hurry to leave due to dangerous situation or sight of pigs. Similar to "Let's bounce"

Ricardo: Ey it's the 5-0 Holmes !

Chino: Serio ? Vamonos !

Vamonos by Cycles_to_gehenna December 31, 2014