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Polite slang for the lady areas. The vzones. The vagina zones.
Andy likes to get lost in the vzones with his flaccid peenoose
by Turtle dick June 29, 2017
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Illegally operated shitty virtual world filled with cuntcakes fuckflakes and the worst type of subhumans you can't imagine
Vzones is a illegal business
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The worst virtual world currently in existence. The people who play World of Warcraft and even Ultima Online seem like super-models and geniuses compared to the middle-aged wasteland that is VZones.
"When I first developed erectile dysfunction I was disappointed... and then I found VZONES!"
by Cannondale May 04, 2009
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the area below the pelvis that creates a triangle or "v" on a woman. does not include vagina, merely the hairy front yard, if you will.
man, my v-zone is itching.
by abrookinphiledelphia May 09, 2009
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a highly addictive virtual community that kicks ass and doesn't need to advertise because it is so highly recommended.
I can't believe the new avatarwares heads on vzones... they are so cool!
by vzamaze February 07, 2004
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