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A Connie 

That broad is a Connie, she gives you facts that are false and have ulterior motives.
A Connie by Wayneright June 2, 2020
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must be a connie 

1. fake person.
2. they are annoying and bug the living crap out of you.
3. can't be trusted
4. a bitch

also seen as:

-"like a connie"
-"she's such a connie"

DO NOT GET CONFUSED WITH "Connie" THE GIRL NAME.
Ruby: "OH MY GOSH SHE STOLE MY WORD."
Yvette: "Must be a connie"
Ruby: "Yeah, you're right."
must be a connie by Pleasebitch November 7, 2011

making a connection 

Giving or receiving oral sex allowing for a deeper more soulful connection between 2 people.
The only way to get through college is by making a connection with every girl you meet.

a conneely kiss 

A physical action by which two people stand facing each other and one person from a still up right position, kicks with the aim of making contact with the other persons chin.
a guy walks into a bar and begins to talk to an attractive girl. when her boy friend walks up and begins to provoke the guy by firing off a punch. the guy dodges and out of reflex hits him with a conneely kiss, sending the guy to the ground k.o

A Connect 4 

Four "Blunt Wraps" or "Papers" that are licked, stuck together, and rolled into one long slow burning "Blunt" or "Joint." It is usually done by a young first time adolescent teenage smoker who doesn't care about the bud they're wasting or their tolerance. Most of the time it gets harder to hit halfway through because of all the resin build up and seldomly has no structural stability throughout its center or where any of the ends conjoin and requires two people to smoke.
John: "Dude what's taking so long? "
Billy: "It's fucking A Connect 4, it takes some time to roll, man"
John: "Well that 4 Connect better smoke as long as you took to roll it, Bitch"
A Connect 4 by Ølijah October 20, 2017

Pulling a Mitch Conner 

Any time you do something on accident either in your benefit or not done with your hands is called pulling a Mitch Conner
Did you see that play in the game, he pulled a Mitch Conner to score...

There goes that driver pulling a Mitch Conner to cut across 4 lanes of highway to catch the exit...

I just dropped my lighter, look at me pulling a Mitch Conner...

gave her a sean connery 

a proper back-hander... that the bitch deserved!
After a hard day's work i came home to find my slag of a wife had let my tea go cold - so i threw my plate against the wall and "gave her a sean connery."
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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