jemmed 

When you get left by your friend groups

"Bro, come we just jemmed this faggot"

jemmed by JEMMED AHAHA November 7, 2019

Jammed Gun 

When you have a kidney stone and can't ejaculate.

"Hey tom when was the last time you jacked off?"
"I haven't been able to for weeks I got a jammed gun"

Jammed Gun by Kkk with one black guy December 21, 2016

Pearl Jammed 

When one is listening to a Pearl Jam song or is merely reminded of one of their songs, and is unable to get said song and/or Eddie Vedder's voice out of their head. This state can last anywhere from a few minutes to several weeks, depending on which Pearl Jam song it is.

Note: This is also applicable to any song from Temple of the Dog, especially Hunger Strike.

Ex. 1

Broface 1: "Dude, why do you keep humming Evenflow?"

Broseph 2: Playing air guitar in the middle of a crowed department store, "My bad bra, I heard it on the radio earlier today and ever since then I have been Pearl Jammed by it."

Ex. 2

Brobarian 1 : "Anna Nicole's mama said that I won't wanna see Anna fall down again. And the wizard . . ."

Brobot 2: Interrupts " Dude, are you singing the misheard lyrics of Yellow Ledbetter?"

Brobarian 1: “Yeah, it has been Pear Jammed in my head for like 3 1/2 years now. I've been seeking professional council for it."

Pearl Jammed by JDMGio February 10, 2010

Jimmed 

To be sodomized, to engage in anal sex as the bottom or receiver. Can be used as derogatory remark or to describe an actual event.

1)Man, our ball team got totally Jimmed!

2)Josh is walking funny because he got Jimmed last night!

Jimmed by Ske Ter August 11, 2008

Jemme 

Short for Jaime

What’s up Jemme

Jemme by The man you like August 30, 2022

jammed up 

When you get busted by the cops or the feds and they decide to press charges.

Throw those rocks nigga! I ain't tryin to get jammed up son!

jammed up by nunya October 17, 2004

jammed 

1. to be caught doing something not guch i.e. cheating, texting, hooking up with someone who is fuckt in de face

2. the state of being fucked in the face, or anywhere else

1. "what are you waiting for? Jam him!"

2. "oh man youngah a wee bit jammed in de face...need some bunty nice and guch?"

jammed by nice and guch November 24, 2009