Brown veil

A phenomenon that occurs when an individuals butt crack hairs are welded together by flecks of poo, forcing one to “break and entry” before entering.

Tried to take the dirt road last night but she had a wicked brown veil

Brown veil by The blood thirsty gynecologist September 20, 2019

newcastle brown veil 

Perfected in the North East of England in the late 1970s, the Newcastle Brown Veil is a coprophilic sex act carried out by the receiver of anal sex.

Following a successful deployment of ejaculate, a paste is naturally created recatally with remaining undouched shite.

After around 5-6 minutes this new paste will ooze from the recipients arse and is ready to be smeared across someone's hairline. The slow drip down the lucky Geordie lad's face starts to resemble the veil on a beautiful bride, only very, very shitty.

Whey aye man a canna believe wor lass gave us a Newcastle Brown Veil down ma heid last night. She was mortal mind and a was clamming for it.

newcastle brown veil by YerMamsGanting4It March 25, 2024