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tulips envy 

They envy your looks, your curves, your lifestyle... heads turn when you walk into a room... Men love you ... Women want to be you.
Your a Tulips Envy Model!

Tulips Envy Urban Model Introductions is a female owned, niche Companion model introduction service that caters exclusively to hot, exotic, neck braking, young, phat booty, slim waist, beautiful face, sexy ass, stunner and Urban Ethnic ladies (mainly Black and Latina's). The models are hip Queenbees, fashionistas, charming, intelligent, hella trendy, personality off the charts, super curvy and a baddie, who knows her worth and likes nice things. Tulips Envy is known for stellar customer service and bespokeconcierge.

They introduce and arrange actual dates with the models who want to date rich gents, affluent, successful, wealthy gentlemen, UHNWI, HNWI, Celebrities, Athletes, Executives and hardworking men who can afford to spoil them and want to meet- date them too, different worlds colliding... Tulip Envy models are successful in their own right, have careers, go to college and always well bred- nice young ladies. Tulips Envy specializes in those that love honey dating, the mutually beneficial honest way of meeting someone and getting an allowance to go on nice trips, go shopping and experience luxury paid for by the older man. They are taking over the sugar baby / sugar daddy world... honey dating is way better.

All they do is WIN, win... win, everybody wins
I just went on a date that was to die for... Went shopping, got a massage at a spa then dinner at a Michelin star restaurant and all thanks to the nice gentleman who wanted to meet me courtesy of Tulips Envy. All on the up and up.

Tulips Envy has models that are sexy as hell... neck brakers and nice too.
tulips envy by Tulips Envy June 22, 2019
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026