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go help him hes pouring!
pouring by 696969420420420 June 18, 2019
bleeding in high amounts
go help him hes pouring
pouring by 696969420420420 June 18, 2019
when their drip goes hard
them: i am wearing a black turtleneck with black skirt and red and black striped tights, with mary jane shoes

you: damn u aint dripping ur pouring
pouring by shaneistired October 23, 2025

Pouring Coffee 

To pour coffee is to plug a drain with feces. Most often said in reference places such as public restrooms and water fountains. The term originated from how the water turns brown with shit. Waffle stomping is a similar activity, but more associated with a private setting.
Person 1: Dude, I saw someone pouring coffee in the water fountain.
Person 2: Shit, now I can't hydrate.
Pouring Coffee by Dyspros April 19, 2022

pouring the kool aid 

marty was pouring the kool aid in the bathroom

Pouring Tea 

is a condition in which the sufferer has frequent watery, loose bowel movements after a long night of drinking heavily. In College Life , pouring tea is the most common cause of death among unsuspecting roommates, killing more than 1.5 million per year. Also Commonly known as pissing out your asshole.
After a long night of drinking red bull and vodka Mac was pouring tea all over his roommates bathroom.
Pouring Tea by Nicholas M. September 14, 2006
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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