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A mythical beast that lives in a swamp. He’s always watching. Hide your kids, hide your wife
Mum, there’s a Shrandy in my closet
Shrandy by Andy Anderson July 9, 2022

cock shandy 

It's when you wank with orange and lemon juice on your penis
cock shandy by Knobhead 123456789 February 4, 2017
Something you can’t describe and can be used as a compliment or an insult.

Pronounced: sh-one-dee. It is usually said “classic shwandy.”
That pencil is a classic shwandy
shwandy by Shwandy master February 17, 2021

handy shandy 

another word for wank, usually by a crack whore for a packet of biscuits
How much is handy shandy?

Dunno, your mom gives them for free... slut
handy shandy by Dr.Rape March 3, 2009

hand shandy 

n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters
Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.
hand shandy by Anonymous January 8, 2003
On XBL (Gears of War) there are scrubs and randoms. Combine the two to get scrandom. Shorten random to randy and combine the two to get Scrandy.
AXoN iF: I just bodied the glitched star. What a scrandy.
Scrandy by AXoN iF August 11, 2009