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WankerTanker 

When you wank your penis so many times in one day that it turns red. Like the local fire truck.
Dude I had the biggest wankertanker yesterday. I thought it was permanent.
WankerTanker by BigJdogSwizzle June 13, 2017

wankenspanker 

A name reserved for friends and acquaintances implying they are rather proficient at masturbating.

Derived from wanker and "spanking the monkey" a colorful description for masturbation.
Hey, wankenspanker how's work going?

Wankerstank

Bob -I went out with a wankerstank last night.
Bill - Was she free?
Bob - Yes.
Bill - Really? I have to pay for mine
Wankerstank by Leann/Grace April 21, 2008
when you intertwine your fingers with a guy and give him a handjob using your hand and his hands together
boy: man you were so good last night.. we should wankchank again sometime.

girl: for sure
When you haven't washed your hands since you last had a wank and have now found yourself shaking hands with somebody important.
Dave shook hands with his girlfriends father. He remembered how he hadn't washed his hands since having a wank and awkwardly made eye contact with him. It was a Wankshake!

Wankspanker

A total wanker n jiz stain who loves themself who thinks they are a kardasian facebook and instergram style celeb in there own soild underpants coz they got a like or 2
Omg what a wankspanker he would throw 1 off coz he looked in a shop window n saw his self
Wankspanker by Smushkitten July 12, 2019