being AM
To be dumb or retarded,not thinking right. The reason being because on AM radio you can't get a signal at all somtimes.
Your being AM this morning.
I am being held hostage please help
PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.
I am being held hostage please help by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020
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being AM • Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. • Being an Amy • I am being held hostage please help • I am being kidding • I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo • I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care • Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late • I wonder if I am being spyed on • <.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose RObles AM Lucky To Have An Appealed A Notion Is being Philosophical, Am ,Robles JOSe Angel, I <.7.9.7.6.>
I am being kidding
Nate: "Hey what's up?"
Josh: "Shut up, I hate you!!"
Nate: :(
Josh: "Dude calm down, I am being kidding"
Josh: "Shut up, I hate you!!"
Nate: :(
Josh: "Dude calm down, I am being kidding"
I am being kidding by bradanter96 January 20, 2011
I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo
AlphaReborn being killed by KKTheEmo
I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo by Ecliptist July 8, 2023
I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care
Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late
I wonder if I am being spyed on
I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.
If you live
in the totalatarian district
of China
then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.
However if you live in the United
States of America,
there is a high chance that you are not
being spyed on
If you live
in the totalatarian district
of China
then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.
However if you live in the United
States of America,
there is a high chance that you are not
being spyed on
Someone: I wonder if I am being spyed on
Me: Well, I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.
If you live
in the totalatarian district
of China
then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.
However if you live in the United
States of America,
there is a high chance that you are not
being spyed on
Me: Well, I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.
If you live
in the totalatarian district
of China
then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.
However if you live in the United
States of America,
there is a high chance that you are not
being spyed on
I wonder if I am being spyed on by i wonder if March 13, 2021
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