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selling crack 

when ur butcrack is showing and everyone sees it
wht r u doing. selling crack. pull ur pants up
selling crack by ant-tony July 19, 2010

crackdealingseagull 

A wigger who enjoys submitting bogus words to Urban Dictionary and acting like a retard. He thinks he is black, although he is actually whiter than Kevin Federline.
Example #1: "Yo, I'm so black! Now pass the stuffed cow!" - crackdealingseagull

Example #2: "I AM SO BLACKER THAN YOU! I GO TO PUBLIC SCHOOL!" - crackdealingseagull

Example #3: "Ben is not black!!!!!! Now let me finish this game of WoW" - crackdealingseagull

crackdealingseagull A.K.A Jonothan

Cracksealing

The act of clenching your ass so hard before an important event (date, interview, presentation) that you're basically a mistri.
Hey man, I just got done with the pitch call. Give me a minute, I've been cracksealing for 45 minutes.
Cracksealing by beepboopbeen July 6, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026