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While they believe their best qualities to be strength, humour and attractiveness they are often mistaken and primarily described by others as self centred or 'up himself' this rare breed of young Male has a tendency to exceed his alcohol tolerance prematurely often ending in disaster well before midnight.

They unknowingly repel women by their obscene dance moves and verbal diarrhoea (and the occasional physical vomit) when in the presence of females.

These individuals are often fascinated by 'Bananas' and are never seen alone. Preferring to travel in packs or as a duo (see Wizniak).
'Hey man, Have you seen Kirkules?'
'Yea dude, he passed out after vomiting on Kao!'
'But its only 10pm!'
Kirkules by Banana_George May 5, 2014
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A. A man who is not right in his mind, B. one whose humor might startle others by the bizarre crazy shit that he says, C. A man who has a infatuation with firing people, and strippers, D. One who keeps butthole jewelry in his toolbox
That fucking kirkules fired me for asking about about his butt diamond what an asshole
Kirkules by Supertankie May 26, 2018
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kirkulese 

A modern day hercules of whom is an asian American.
Kirkulese is chinese.
kirkulese by Kirk December 11, 2003
nickname for a guy named "kirk".
hye kirkles, how is ya?
kirkles by beck March 20, 2005

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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