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ambidickstrous 

When a person masturbates with their non-dominant hand
Man 1: Eww! don't touch me! I don't know where that hand has been!
Man 2: Don't worry, I'm ambidickstrous.
ambidickstrous by cambronshinn February 28, 2011

ambidickstrous 

The ability for a man to masturbate with either his left hand or his right hand
Girl: So, do you beat your dick with your left hand or your right hand, jw.
Guy: I'm ambidickstrous, I alternate.
ambidickstrous by jungle's nuts January 10, 2010

Amedicon 

How an uneducated Italian pronounces "American". These fools can be found at the Jersey shore and pizzerias everywhere.
Customer: "Hey guido, you call this baked dog shit pizza?"
Giuseppe: "Vat-TEEN-eh stunod Amedicon!"
Customer: "Learn the language or get out of the country, fucking greasy wop."
Amedicon by sciflyer.25 February 3, 2013

ambidickstrious 

The ability for a person to provide handjobs of similar quality regardless of the hand that they use.
Unfortunately Chantale broke her writing hand in a car accident. Luckily for her boyfriend Jeff, she is ambidickstrious and is able to perform handjobs of similar quality with either hand. Had Jeff been the one to have broken his writing hand, he would have had to suffer the consequences of being unable to masturbate effectively for several months.
ambidickstrious by brentionary September 6, 2013

ampidirtuous 

having qualities of being unclean and perverse.
The forty year old hillbilly that hit on the fourteen year old girl was very ampidirtous.

ambidickstrous 

Able to use both hands equally well when performing masturbation.
One who is ambidickstrous is able to Choke the chicken with the right hand while in the shower or spank the monkey with left the hand while on the computer, thus freeing your right hand to use the mouse. Plus it's like knowing two ladies.
ambidickstrous by CurrentSea July 7, 2010