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Amedicon 

How an uneducated Italian pronounces "American". These fools can be found at the Jersey shore and pizzerias everywhere.
Customer: "Hey guido, you call this baked dog shit pizza?"
Giuseppe: "Vat-TEEN-eh stunod Amedicon!"
Customer: "Learn the language or get out of the country, fucking greasy wop."
Amedicon by sciflyer.25 February 3, 2013
Words you can keep

Americonium 

When an American child speaks their first words of nationalistic indoctrination.

Inspired by the word 'meconium', a baby's first shit
Little Chad expelled Americonium into the classroom, when he said "America is the only free Country"

Americon 

1. An idiot American (see George Bush), usually Christian/Catholic, obsessed with money, doesn't give a shit about anyone other than himself. They're hypocrites and don't practice what they preach (see Priest)

2. A fucking awesome song by Slayer from their new record "World Painted Blood"
1. Those fucking Americons are preaching their hypocrisy again. And they wonder why every fucking country hates them. This is coming from another American.

2. It's all about the motherfucking oil, regardless of the flag upon it's soil.
Americon by iTanq December 31, 2009

Americonceit

That uniquely psychotic extent of unfathomable narcissism that is just taken for granted as American culture.
Subverting democratic elections in foreign countries in order to install brutal buddy dictators, and then using the presence of their evil regime as an excuse to invade their land, take control of it, and begin extracting their resources? That's not just arrogance -- that's Americonceit.
Americonceit by Incarnivore February 7, 2012

Americone Dream 

A flavor of ice cream created by Ben and Jerry's named after Stephen Colbert. It includes vanilla ice cream with fudge covered waffle cone pieces and a caramel swirl
"I'll have a scoop of Americone Dream"
Americone Dream by mai mixtape April 29, 2007

americonize 

to photoshop someones face and make the background AMERICA
armaan was americonizing people at work instead of doing his work.
americonize
americonize by my.realname March 18, 2023

americonsumer 

The mindless shopper, led by the nose by half-truths and misleading advertising, believing that brand name products will give them soul-satisfaction or better benefit than similar even better made products that are less heavily advertised.
"The FDA changed the name of Aspartame to Amino Sweet in an effort to fool the Americonsumer into believing that rat poison is protein". or "Tony the Tiger and the Pillsbury Doughboy are two of the slick and slimy characters telling Americonsumer Mothers that it is OK to feed their obese progeny chemicals and GMO's".
americonsumer by Franswami April 13, 2014
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