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Americonium 

When an American child speaks their first words of nationalistic indoctrination.

Inspired by the word 'meconium', a baby's first shit
Little Chad expelled Americonium into the classroom, when he said "America is the only free Country"

Americon 

1. An idiot American (see George Bush), usually Christian/Catholic, obsessed with money, doesn't give a shit about anyone other than himself. They're hypocrites and don't practice what they preach (see Priest)

2. A fucking awesome song by Slayer from their new record "World Painted Blood"
1. Those fucking Americons are preaching their hypocrisy again. And they wonder why every fucking country hates them. This is coming from another American.

2. It's all about the motherfucking oil, regardless of the flag upon it's soil.
Americon by iTanq December 31, 2009

Americonceit

That uniquely psychotic extent of unfathomable narcissism that is just taken for granted as American culture.
Subverting democratic elections in foreign countries in order to install brutal buddy dictators, and then using the presence of their evil regime as an excuse to invade their land, take control of it, and begin extracting their resources? That's not just arrogance -- that's Americonceit.
Americonceit by Incarnivore February 7, 2012

Americone Dream 

A flavor of ice cream created by Ben and Jerry's named after Stephen Colbert. It includes vanilla ice cream with fudge covered waffle cone pieces and a caramel swirl
"I'll have a scoop of Americone Dream"
Americone Dream by mai mixtape April 29, 2007

americonize 

to photoshop someones face and make the background AMERICA
armaan was americonizing people at work instead of doing his work.
americonize
americonize by my.realname March 18, 2023

americonsumer 

The mindless shopper, led by the nose by half-truths and misleading advertising, believing that brand name products will give them soul-satisfaction or better benefit than similar even better made products that are less heavily advertised.
"The FDA changed the name of Aspartame to Amino Sweet in an effort to fool the Americonsumer into believing that rat poison is protein". or "Tony the Tiger and the Pillsbury Doughboy are two of the slick and slimy characters telling Americonsumer Mothers that it is OK to feed their obese progeny chemicals and GMO's".
americonsumer by Franswami April 13, 2014
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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