The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.
I brought tears to my eyes by trying to remove a shitflake after two days of constipation.
1. Generic term for unappetizing breakfast cereal 2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.
1. Some "Continental Breakfast"--all they had was shitflakes and instant coffee.
A Romantic term for the love of your life, refering to her beautiful brown hair and her ravishing appearence. The female called 'Shitflake' is usually the coolest person in the entire world FACT!