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The essence of emulating Bob.
I glow with a powerful Bobness.
Bobness by Colony October 14, 2003
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Of the LPU, a person with too much to do and too little time to do it in.
He's a bobness!
bobness by Betrek Istonzia May 3, 2004

Dirty Bobessa 

The act of aborting in front of your husband while being sexually assaulted by a group of angry mexicans
Tracy did a dirty bobessa last night in front of her husband Jim
Dirty Bobessa by BogusAnalus February 1, 2021
/ˈbȯi•nëss/

1. (adjective) The state or condition of being a boy.

2. (noun) The male genitalia.
1. “When he shyly took her hand, she was smitten by his sweet boyness.”

2. “As he stood, the bath towel around his waist fell to the floor and revealed his boyness.”
Boyness by Syrio Forel May 29, 2020
Bonessi’s are very strange types of teachers that live in AITE. They feed off conjugations of the Yo and Nosotros forms, and force small children to give them direct object pronouns and the Tu for of desayunar or she rips their heads off with knives bought in the heart of Costa Rica during her Viaje. They love spanish raps and forcing kids to sing in front of the class. Also tells kids to commit suicide when they don’t correctly form the right boot verb. Smell like cheese and a hint of coochie.
Bonessi is such a bitch. She made me eat her pussy while saying the Spanish conjugations and translations!
Bonessi by TinasheHowManyTimes November 19, 2019

bobsessed 

Unnatural obsession with cartoon character Bob the Builder, usually displayed by 2-4 year old boys
Oh my god, if he says "Can we Fix it? YES WE CAN!" one more time, I'll kill the bobsessed little brat.
bobsessed by ThePeteMan June 11, 2006