Zilch 

Used to represent the value of nothing, zero (0), zip.

Jim: Hey, I'm broke. Can I borrow some cash from you? How much do you have?
John: Sorry, Zilch!

Zilch by Dalton April 29, 2004

Zilch 

Zilch is another word for zero or minuscule.

"Damn he has like zilch health left."
"What the size of his penis? zilch lol"

Zilch by Isahhhn Meotrash March 26, 2017

Zilch 

To press the button on one's ambulance pager to signal a response to the nightly tone tests.

Dude, don't forget to zilch your pager tonight at 6:45.

Don't worry, I got it covered.

Zilch by LOVECHEESE September 26, 2011

Zilch 

A word used to describe nothingness or an absence of something.

Sam had zilch in his bank account.

Zilch by brian April 27, 2004

zilch 

The zilch is a part of the cock.

The zilch is exactly the rim of the bell (bell-end), where the shaft of the man's Johnson ends and the bell-end begins.
It is that rim, ridge, edge which is known as the zilch

Jimmy doesn't get head from girls with braces any more in fear of getting his bell-end ripped off by the zilch

zilch by noegnuD epaR eht fo dnegeL February 22, 2012

zilch 

When one takes a garbage bag and ties it in a string on knots, then lights them on fire. Miniature fireballs with drip from it as it makes futuristic noises.

Some conflabbed hooligans were holding lit zilches over the balcony at pyromania. One of them hit Max's head. He still has a creepy bubble.

zilch by EmilyGG July 8, 2005

zilch 

nothing, having a value of nothing, zero

That truck is worth zilch.

zilch by The Return of Light Joker June 28, 2009