sasshopper 

A person who is sassy but also has trouble focusing on one idea. His or her thoughts tend to jump around like the way grasshopper jumps around.

She's such a sasshopper, she changed her mind about what she wants to do tonight 3 times but told me to shut up when I moaned about it.

sasshopper by ostrichlady January 16, 2017

Asshopper 

A young male who finds strong interest in anal sex with females, and therefore likes to stick his reproductive rod in every anus he can get his hands on.

(Word is best pronounced with a New York accent.)

Pimp: Very nicely done, young asshopper!
Student: My dick's starting to hurt, but I can't stop jumping on these pretty females!

Asshopper by Knightmare 5W May 27, 2008

asshopper 

Another name for a slut, as in someone who hops from ass to ass, therefore an asshopper.

That dirty slut is an asshopper!

asshopper by Vanilla Llama September 17, 2003

Asshopper 

1. when a forummember (giveupalready.com) named Asswipe was asked for patience, a wise man said:

<Doctahluuuuv> Patience, young Asshopper.
<Asswipe>lol
<Asswipe>k, Sensei

2. Asshopper is the kewlest of all people on GUA

3. A horny man who likes anal sex

Omg, it's an Asshopper. Hide your wife and children!

Asshopper by Asshopper September 6, 2004

Asshopper 

A person who is like a grass hopper, but worse. Running around slapping peoples asses. Also something Foox said.

"I am an asshopper." Said the wild bitch.

Asshopper by oaekl September 9, 2021