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txtspeak 

The irritating derivation of English for when you are getting charged per letter: The sentence "Greetings friend, what is it that you intend to do later tonite?" Could be translated into: "hi m8 wht u doin 2nite". Frequently used with mobile phones but increasingly online, eg. Instant Messaging. YOU CAN TYPE AS MUCH AS YOU WANT ON MESSENGER!
"im goin ou wiv me m8s l8r, u wan cum wiv us vere gunna b fit ladz"

"soz m8 cnt cum 2nite coz m givin birf agen innit"
txtspeak by AxTng1 February 24, 2005
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Textspeak 

The process of shortening words and adding numbers to a text message, to make it "cooler". This form of text messaging is highly annoying and can also be used to sell "trendy" products like 50cc scooters and mobile phones. Often involves leaving out all vowels.
1) Txtspk is sooooo cool
2) -RU cmin out 2nite?
-Yeah luv 2 m8, wot time?
-bout 8ish. mt u in twn
-gr8. cu then
3) Only 13 year olds use textspeak
Textspeak by Hey Steve June 2, 2003
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textspeak 

acronyms commonly used during informal conversation happening via an instant messenger
grandma: I cant understand these whippersnappers and their textspeak!

grandpa: yea! whats with all these LOLs and IRLs!?
textspeak by SAM-SEI July 14, 2019
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026