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Gusset Tuffet
A small, round ball of feces resident in the gusset of one's underwear. Unlike a traditional butt nugget, the Gusset Tuffet works itself free from the recess of one's ass crack but goes unnoticed until the undergarment is removed. Gusset Tuffets are long suspected of being the primary source of skid marks.
Roger took a nasty dump at the office. He thought he wiped clean but realized later he had been walking around with gusset Tuffets all day.
Gusset Tuffet by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015
Tuffied
To fuck up a goalscoring chance when it would have been easier to score, due to a complete lack of footballing ability. Verb; to 'tuffy' something ie the opportunity has been wasted
"OMG did you see the match? Robbie Keane had a chance to win it in injury time but completely tuffied it."
Tuffied by Black Toga Bitch September 11, 2011
tuffing
Slang term for the underground practice of inhaling vapor from human feces, primarily for the narcotic effect of its methanethiol gas combined with the effect of hyperventilation. The term itself comes from "turd" and "huffing" due to the rapid inhalation and exhalation from paper or plastic bags containing the fecal matter. As with glue sniffing or hallucinogenic mushroom consumption,very unpleasant symptoms are experienced prior to the high, slowing the spread of the behavior. While its high is considered uniquely euphoric, tuffing is relatively brief and those who indulge in the practice risk severe infection, irritation of eyes and mucous membranes, convulsions or in extreme cases, coma or death.