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snafucated 

A programming term used as a joke. Originally seen in the article "How to Write Unmaintainable Code", snafucated is a method name used to confuse maintenance programmers working on the code after it has been written.
Admitting to not knowing the definition among programmers will result in widespread sniggering.
On a method called makeSnafucated insert only the comment /* make snafucated */.
Never define what snafucated means anywhere. Only a fool does not already know, with complete certainty, what snafucated means.
snafucated by Snafucated September 22, 2007

saturated fat 

There are 3 types of fat people normally eat, Saturated, Unsaturated, and Trans.

Note: there is also 2 types of unsaturated fat, Polyunsaturated and Monounsaturated fat.

Among all the types of fat, each one has a different, yet similar molecular structure. The small difference among each reflects the physical characteristics of the fat, and how it affects our body.

What you should know:

- It's molecular structure is most stable, no carbons have double bonds, and has the most hydrogen

- It is a solid at room temperature

- This type of fat is found in meat and dairy foods. It is also in coconut oil.

- Foods that contain fat are not strictly saturated or unsaturated fat, they are a combination of the two. For instance Peanut butter is mostly unsaturated fat, but does also contain saturated fat.

- It is recommended by nutritionists to eat no more than 30 grams of saturated fat per day.

- Consistently under-eating saturated fat can cause brain atrophy and hormonal deficiencies/issues.

- Consistently over-eating saturated fat can cause weight gain and clogged arteries, both of which are a double whammy against the heart really increasing chances of a heart attack.

- Fat (this includes trans, unsaturated, and saturated) is one of the 4 calorie yielding nutrients. It has 9 calories per gram. Carbs and protein have 4 calories per gram and alcohol has 7 per gram.
Person 1: Hey man you wanna get a double cheeseburger?
Person 2: No man I can't eat beef or cheese, I'm trying to watch my saturated fat intake, my doctor told me to.
saturated fat by Zyzy July 6, 2016

snatchurated

When a girl gets so horny and wet that her panties become soaked
My girl was so turned on from watching porn that her panties got completely snatchurated
snatchurated by thejammonster September 8, 2007

task saturated

Complete shutdown while multi-tasking, often resulting in catastrophe.
The fighter pilot lost spatial awareness and became task saturated while dog fighting, consequently, he ate rock at 400 knots.

The woman driving on the freeway was attempting to do her make up, text, and drink a latte. She couldn't keep track of the road and newtonian physics took over.
task saturated by poopflag January 11, 2010

saturated 

1. Soaked, filled, or loaded to capacity.
2. Drunk, having had too many alcoholic beverages, stoned, high, having slurred speach, and unable to facilitate coherent thought process of any kind.
3. Immersed in thoughts, either happy, inspiring, terrifying, or depressed.
1. "Your clothes are saturated with rain."
2. "Like my body?... I was honored to be on our.. next performer's new video... And if I ever record an album.. I want this guy to produce m-mine.. and make me beautiful duets.. 'cause he's freakin' genius!..." - Anna Nicole Smith @ The American Music Awards 2004
3. "I've been deep in thought all day, worried about the unknown and what shall become of me, blah dee blah blah."
saturated by antimyopia December 9, 2005

saturate 

The saturated hand rag was no good for further absorption of the liquid.
saturate by Larstait November 14, 2003