Alphabecide 

The act of murdering your opponent in a word duel or game such as words with friends, scrabble, or boggle.

Kent-i challenge you to a game of words with friends
Kat-ok, but you should know I'm gonna alphabecide you and they'll never find the body!
Kent-why you always talking shit when you know my vocab be legit?!

Alphabecide by dark korner October 3, 2016

Alphacide 

Ex-professional gamer. Played professional Halo as well as League of Legends; winning or placing high in all the tournaments he entered. Now he just blogs, streams casual games and supports/advertises martial arts websites, books and films.

Dude, did you ever watch Alphacide's gaming streams? Guy never misses a headshot, its insane!

Alphacide by TopGun1985 June 15, 2011

alphabesize 

to use actions (threatening physical harm, winks, finger-to-the-lips- shusshing) or words (cussing, screaming, or board-room posturing) to diminutize or dominate someone into beta status and/or elevate someone else above them to alpha status

I had a huge argument with my father yesterday over something as stoobid as my washing his car: he totally didn't care about how clean the car was...so much as he cared about wanting to alphabesize me over the fact that he owned the car and I didn't...no matter how shiny I polished it.

alphabesize by deal April 26, 2006

Alphabetized 

when a sexual minority identity-politiker tries to get you banned for being straight

"YOU CAN'T JUST SAY YOU TREAT WOMEN YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK LIKE MEN, THAT'S TRIGGERING AND HOMOPHOBIC; PREPARE TO BE ALPHABETIZED STRAIGHT-DEMON"

Alphabetized by physicalpain2022 May 11, 2022

alphabetize 

A made-up Americanism invented to describe the process of reordering a list of items into alphabetical order.

Ahm gonna alphabetize these here Krispy Kremes so's ah can eat them in gahd-damned ordah!

alphabetize by Flamingo Swavey August 18, 2003

Alphabetise 

When items are placed in alphbetical order

Please can you alphabetise the pile of documents over there

Alphabetise by Gemstars August 14, 2008

Alphabetise 

When items are placed in alphbetical order

Please can you alphabetise the pile of documents over there

Alphabetise by Gemstars August 14, 2008