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Alphabender

An event where you find 26 drinking establishments in your area each beginning with a different letter of the alphabet, you then go and get smashed at each of these establishments.
going on an alphabender
a- altoria
b- benjamin satchwells
c- ... etc
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alphabeteering

The act of trying to tick off a list of acts of sin to cover each letter of the alphabet. Sins are not necessarily of a sexual nature though usually are.
Man, I'm exhausted from a weekend of alphabeteering. It started off with some adultery then escalated to blasphemy, and the less said about how it finished up with a zebra the better.
by Siblin October 24, 2019
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alphgender

alphgender (pronounced : al-f-jen-durr) noun
This includes a category of people who identify themselves as sexually attracted to Alphin Philip, and it may also be termed as an attraction to short brown beta males with small penises and a Napoleons Complex.
Zeeshan V just came out as alphgender !

-Wow you would never have known !
by brxhxn January 17, 2021
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alphagender

Like sigmagender, alphagender is the smaller brother of sigmagender making it the underdog. People who now are alphagender will eventually level up to sigmagender.
Hey bro did see greg he leveled up from betagender and now identifies as alphagender his pronouns are al/pha
by João Tuffinção August 11, 2024
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