Adultier 

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adultier

comparative form of adulty: more adulty

The horrifying moment when you are looking for an adult but then you realize you are an adult. So you look for an older adult. Someone successfully adulting. The Adultier Adult"

Adultier by Clownhammer August 10, 2016

adulterer 

a man who cheats on his wife.
a man of low morals or character.
man of little integrity.

He cheated on his wife. Pond scum.

adulterer by lob February 24, 2005

Netflix Adultery 

Watching a film alone on Netflix and denying it, then getting busted when spouse checks your Recently Watched list.

"I got caught committing Netflix Adultery when my husband found out I'd watched The Bourne Legacy after he fell asleep."

Netflix Adultery by Salome Wilde March 19, 2013

adultery 

A married person sleeping with somebody other then their SO, whether or not the other partner knows about it.

Sleeping with a married couple is adultery on the part of all three people.

adultery by Loki April 10, 2002

Adultery 

Cheating. Straight up cheating on your wife or husband. Simple as that. Now go read a book.

Y'all seriously couldn't have just googled adultery?

Adultery by Nadia Duffett May 28, 2018

adultery 

Adultery is behaving like an adult in a primal sense.

Some consider adultery as a potentially dishonest sexual act, and use verbs such as commit. ie She committed adultery. Some consider adultery in the same sense as a greeting or a handshake, and simply behaving like an adult. Hence the word ADULTery.

adultery by Newfie blogger December 25, 2018

adulterated

something impure, tainted, dicked around with etc.

This pill is so adulterated!

adulterated by xXx_f_xXx May 27, 2007