Str8r 

A straight h8r. Used by gay people to describe someone who is straight and also slightly homophobic.

Cody: This guy doesn't understand that it's possible to like both guys and girls!

Phil: Girl, he's just a str8r

Str8r by alphagayy August 7, 2016

Strurge 

1. A joining of stroke and splurge.

2. To masterbate.

3. To be given masterbation.

'Hey girl, put your hand dowm my trousers and strurge me'.

'I need to Strurge'.

Strurge by BuBkIsS April 6, 2010

dam u str8 babygurl 

The ultimate compliment currently available to give a woman.

Dam u str8 babygurl. How's about you and I enjoy some whoopie together.

dam u str8 babygurl by moatist March 22, 2018

str8 d00kin 

When you're defecating with ease and also trying to keep it real.

"Hey why does your voice sound funny?"
*Strained* " You know me, I'm str8 d00kin."
"Word. Call me back when you're done."

str8 d00kin by T.C. Tugger September 7, 2020

StrAro 

When you are originally straight but have realised you are an A-Romantic. Don't confuse this with not finding the right person yet, (in that case you need to look harder) but you will know when you are StrAro. Trust me.

*Walks in to fancy dining room with angry parents expecting you to have a boyfriend*
Angry-ass mother: So, Where is your boyfriend?
You: Actually, I'm StrAro.

*Mother practically disowns you*

StrAro by BleachGirl101 September 3, 2018

str8 away 

in regular termonology, it means immedietly.

as soon as humanly possible

something that needs to be done before anything else can occur

a contingent event that must come before another

Andrea: What are you doing tonight
Lee: Probably studying, maybe jamming to "Sexy Bitch"
Andrea: We need to smoke, str8 away

Lee: Andrea, I need the indemnification clause language
Andrea: Well I need to read the contract str8 away

Lee: I am really sexually tense
Andrea: Yea, I need to get laid str8 away

str8 away by D town's finest March 17, 2010

str8 

As applied to a guy, refers to a man in denial about the fact that however much he likes pussy and the female form in general, he also likes a heapin' helping of the man meat from time to time. However, he will swear up and down that he is absolutely not bi in any way, shape or form, even as he goes to suck your dick with the finesse of a $1000/hour call girl. Poor bastard.

Seen on craigslist: I'm str8. You know what that means, right? Means I only sleep with other str8 guys.

str8 by Lady Csyde September 1, 2006