wumpler 

a rude basket. a very rude basket

"little red riding hood was carrying her food inside a wumpler."

wumpler by abe Carrol July 25, 2004

Wumpler 

Someone who wumples people.

That dude is such a wumpler, he just wumpled Mrs. Sampson.

Wumpler by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Wampler 

Hack writer for examiner.com known for trading hjs for links on fark. Links generate cash per click, and he earns enough above his Jergens lotion expenses to keep spamming. Typical articles include a youtube embed and 2.4 sentences of 5th grade level commentary.

Wow, 4 Wampler links in a row, Drew must have been treating his mods to a round of hjs

Wampler by Cory Fart November 15, 2010

wumplestomper 

Black kid(s) walking slowly and/or grouped together in such a way that they inhibit proper human trafic flow in the affected area, which is most often a crowded hallway. Will easily become indignant when confronted about thier wumplestomping habits.

"Yesterday Mark got stuck behind a group of wumplestompers and said 'excuse me' in an attempt to get by. They turned around and looked at him, looked at eachother, and then one of them said 'Pfffttszszttsz whaz dat cracka think he's doing??'"

wumplestomper by anti-wumple April 29, 2008

wampler 

A fart so strong that it hurts on the way out.

Ow what a wampler, I feel like my ass ripped open!

wampler by Wamplin Warrior November 29, 2009

Humphers Wumphers 

(Interjection) - orig.Greek - 1. An acknowledgement of renewed understanding brought about by some newfound information when one is at a loss for something to say.

Cyrus - What are you doing for spring break bro??

Nicky - Im debling my doullars whilst pounding my bladder!

Cyrus - Humphers wumphers

Humphers Wumphers by Head of Word Making Council January 23, 2011

wumpery

A combination of cute, cuddly, bouncy, playful and light-hearted.

*Puppy playing with a toy* How wumpery!

wumpery by Wumpery February 14, 2018