wastepoon 

1. A girl who has had too many intoxicants and has lost her grip on reality.

2. A bitch, but you can't help but be affectionate about her.

3. One of your guy mates who has done too much weird gay shit to be a wasteman.

Adj. Wastepooned

'Katie Price is a fucking wastepoon.'

'Shit son, that bird over there is literally wastepooned.'

'Ah, aren't you my lovely little wastepoon :-).'

wastepoon by Kontaktdnb December 9, 2009

wastebook

The popular social networking site that moonlights as a black hole for actual social activity.

Dude, how come John didn't come out tonight? He was updating his status on wastebook.

wastebook by Metz in San Francisco March 21, 2009

Wastebooking 

When, after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, one proceeds to the popular social networking site Facebook. Upon arriving at said site, the intoxicated individual leaves many sporadic messages and comments that, if sober, would normally not be left. The contents of these messages usually include embellishments of the events surrounding the current drunken stupor, or are more commonly blunt confessions of emotion and opinion. Often times a blatant disregard for tact and social conformities is exhibited. This inebriated harassment may or may not be limited to close friends. In most circumstances, the aftermath of wastebooking is usually laughed off and is stored only in memory for recantation in any future gathering of said friends. This has evolved with time as technology has advanced. Earlier precursors stem from shouting drunken obscenities and more recently include drunk dialing and drunk texting.

Nick: “WTF was up with that message you left at 3 in the morning?”
Justin: “Oh yea, I got trashed yesterday and ended the night by wastebooking everyone.”

Wastebooking by NKClubTrill007 February 4, 2010

Wastetown 

An Extremely wasted state of mind!

"I'm on my way to wastetown tonight!"

"She was wastetown!"

Wastetown by LMcD January 11, 2009

wastebooking 

The act of writing semi-coherent messages on others' facebook walls whilst intoxicated.

I'm having a pretty bad night when I start wastebooking people I haven't seen since middle school.

wastebooking by C Mag December 13, 2008

wastemon 

is a complete idiot boy, usually a snake and or a ratchet

Aaron is a Wastemon

wastemon by A highly street educated teen February 11, 2014

wastemon 

Originates from the east coast as a slang word to describe someone, usually a grown man who is literally a waste of life and shouldn't exist.

Guy1: That dude is 20 years old and still in highschool...

Friend : Yeah, he's totally a wastemon, dude needs to get his life together

Person1: That creepy guy from that blessed jam last night kept trying to holla at my girl yo
Person2: I was turnt af and I saw him tryin' to pull that shit, why'd nobody kick that wastemon out?

Student1: Why is Christian trying SO hard to be the class clown? He looks like such an ass clown...
Student2: Hate that kid, such a wastemon

wastemon by iiQwasyii February 19, 2014