twoofing 

sniffing your fingers after finger-banging a girl.

Jay: *twoofing* SUCCESS!!
Ali: WTF you are so DUMB.

twoofing by ac&ea May 10, 2008

twooping 

The act of tweeting whilst going #2.

"That chick in the last stall is twooping".

twooping by dragginphly June 6, 2009

Twooping 

The art of Tweeting while Pooping via any mobile device while in the bathroom.

DUDE: (Knocking madly at door): "Hey dude I need to use the Bathroom, it's an emergency!"

OTHER DUDE: "I'm almost done Twooping, it's this damn Spell Check holding me up!"

Twooping by PirateSteve27 September 23, 2011

Twooping 

An art form involving the contraction of the rectum combined with the rapid shaking of the ass. To simplify, the act of twerking and taking a shit simultaneously. Results include whiplash and shit being eternally plastered to the walls.

We went clubbing and some drunk bitch started twooping. My clothes are eternally fucked.

Twooping by Lord Sexius the Great March 12, 2015

twooting 

Tweeting via cell phone while using the restroom.

"Are you in there taking a dump"

"Yep, and I'm twooting on my cell phone"

twooting by str8locsta February 15, 2010

Tworfing

When you are having interviews and she starts playing Sicko Mode by Travis Scott after you nut all over her ear.

I was having the best night with Audrey last night then she started Tworfing after

Tworfing by Tanjiroop December 7, 2020

twofingermagic 

To twofingermagic is to put two fingers, preferably the index and middle finger deep inside ones throat in order to produce a gagging reflex. One can only 'twofingermagic' voluntary, this is producing the gagging reflex without it is nessecary *yet*. You magically avoid being sick and having to vomit after drinking to much sauce.
Once nausiated to the point of vomiting, one can no longer perform twofingermagic, one can only vomit and be miserable about it.

Tycho twofingermagicked after drinking a bottle of wodka and eating a large amount of cheese.

twofingermagic by Gastronanga May 12, 2006