tweetwank
tweetwank by AllGoodNamesGone September 16, 2017
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tweetkakke
A tweet written with such poor syntax that the words seem splooged onto the screen rather than carefully crafted.
Republican strategist Rick Wilson in response to a meandering word salad tweet by President Donald Trump:
“Words, which though random and splooged over the screen like tweetkakke although attempt try diction wrongly English are.”
“Words, which though random and splooged over the screen like tweetkakke although attempt try diction wrongly English are.”
tweetkakke by fungusrare July 26, 2018
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tweetwank • tweetando • twatwank • Tweetjack • Tweetkakke • twatwanker • twatwankle • Tweetanthropy • Tweethangover • Tweetian
Tweetkakke
An orgy of Trump supporters living in their mom's basement collectively ejaculating every time President Cheeto whips out another tweet
Tweetkakke by AngelaChase July 26, 2018
twatwanker
Derogatory: Idiot. Lady pud-puller
pearl wiggler pull one's pud beat one's meat twat wanker wank arsehole idiot eejit fanny
pearl wiggler pull one's pud beat one's meat twat wanker wank arsehole idiot eejit fanny
She's a twatwanker of the first order.
twatwanker by Piemanius September 14, 2006
Tweetjack
Retweeting someones tweet and leaving out an important part of the original message for your own means or agenda.
Tweetspanking
Spanking a User on Twitter via Mobile Phone.
1. The Recipient (User that wants to be spanked) DM's (Direct messages) a Twitter User he/she is following on her cell phone, and asks that user to tweetspank her.
2. If the Spanker agrees, then they must DM the Recipient back, saying that they will, and when. The Spanker can refuse to tweetspank if they choose.
3. If the spanker agrees, the Recipient will then set his/her Phone on vibrate, and place it under one butt cheek and wait.
4. The Spanker must send a tweet in the following format -
@tweetuser has spanked @tweetuser for being a naughty girl (or Boy) >:)
5. The Recipient's phone has received the tweet, causing the phone to vibrate. The Recipient has received a Tweetspanking
1. The Recipient (User that wants to be spanked) DM's (Direct messages) a Twitter User he/she is following on her cell phone, and asks that user to tweetspank her.
2. If the Spanker agrees, then they must DM the Recipient back, saying that they will, and when. The Spanker can refuse to tweetspank if they choose.
3. If the spanker agrees, the Recipient will then set his/her Phone on vibrate, and place it under one butt cheek and wait.
4. The Spanker must send a tweet in the following format -
@tweetuser has spanked @tweetuser for being a naughty girl (or Boy) >:)
5. The Recipient's phone has received the tweet, causing the phone to vibrate. The Recipient has received a Tweetspanking
Mary: D Mark can you give me a tweetspanking ?
Mark: D Mary you got it, bad girl. two minutes. Get ready.
Mary: sets the phone on Vibrate, and places it under her left cheek.
Mark: D Mark has spanked @Mary for being a naughty girl >:)
Mary: OOOOOH !
Mark: D Mary you got it, bad girl. two minutes. Get ready.
Mary: sets the phone on Vibrate, and places it under her left cheek.
Mark: D Mark has spanked @Mary for being a naughty girl >:)
Mary: OOOOOH !
Tweetspanking by PlayBoyMan July 24, 2009
Tweetwave
I just don't understand why I received this tweetwave of feedback where people were telling me "Oh it's not hot in the summer".