turgasm 

N. An orgasm that is so hardcore that it causes one to excrete massive amounts of shit from asshole.

Mark fucked jesse so hard that he had a turgasm and turned the sheets a bloodly brownish color.

turgasm by Kelseycolemarkjessetyler November 26, 2006

TARGASM

The euphoria one experiences when shopping in Target after being deprived of this experience-- for instance, by living in a rural area or moving to a backward, undeveloped nation.

"After 6 months with the Peace Corps, I returned to San Diego and had to restock all my cheap plastic apartment crap. I went to Target and got all flushed and giddy and just felt this rush of ecstasy pushing my massive cart through the glossy, brilliantly lit aisles. Then I went to a second Target, making this a multiple Targasm -- The Big T! When it was all over, i wanted a cigarette-- and i don't even smoke."

TARGASM by Vixenator June 25, 2009

Turdgasm 

Generally after constipation, when one shits so hard that the feeling of relief and the stimulating of the sensory neurons in the anus, generate an orgasm so intense that many have been know to become enraged and rip the fucking toilet seat off of its hinges.

Roberto: Dude...

Fernando: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!?

Alejandro: I just had a Turdgasm...

Turdgasm by Dr. Douchebag July 9, 2010

targasm

The euphoric, orgasmic feeling one has when shopping at Target, especially when one finds something fantastic.

I had a targasm when I saw those fabulous shoes for only $9.99.

targasm by Aimee C July 25, 2008

turdgasm 

the simultaneous expulsion of both feces from the anus and jizzum from the penis.

can be done through masturbation or part of a blumpkin

perfect timing is necessary

Whilst spanking on the toilet, I had an earth-shattering turdgasm.

turdgasm by Sir Jerks-Alot December 25, 2002

Turdasm

A turd that feels so unbelievably good when you pass it, making you scream "Oh, God!" as if you were having an orgasm.

"Those four beef and bean burritos gave me a turdasm!"

Turdasm by Jimmy Speedo June 30, 2009

Torgasmic 

A nice adjective to describe a Tori Amos induced orgasm resulting from her amazingness.

I had a torgasmic moment last night while listening to that live version of The Waitress.

Torgasmic by malloryyyyyyyyyyy April 1, 2008