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it's a website. you send in text messages or short conversations "from last night" that were funny and if it's good they put them on the website. then the people that go on the site decide, based on that text, if it was a good or bad night.
some of them are really hilarious
some of them are really hilarious
BEST NIGHTS
(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
(201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
(908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
(201): Tie
(813): I'm fucking your sister right now.
(1-813): You motherfucker
(813): She's next.
WORST NIGHTS
(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
(609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
(1-609): and?
(609): RIP clitoris
(325): wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
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(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
(201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
(908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
(201): Tie
(813): I'm fucking your sister right now.
(1-813): You motherfucker
(813): She's next.
WORST NIGHTS
(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
(609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
(1-609): and?
(609): RIP clitoris
(325): wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
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textsfromlastnight by texter098892 July 31, 2009
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Textsurfer
Adj - a marker, usually fluorescent, that is moved across text in a 'surfing' fashion, to make important words/phrases stand out. Verb - to textsurf.
Textsurfer by Jesster91 April 23, 2010
Maintenance Texts
Sending text messages to those people you'd like to date "Someday" or "eventually" to remind them that you exist. It's a low effort way to maintain a connection without having to really commit to anything serious.
Q: "Have you heard from that guy you met in that bar last week?"
A: "Yeah, he's sent me a few maintenance texts tonight, asking where we were but not wanting to meet up. LAME!"
A: "Yeah, he's sent me a few maintenance texts tonight, asking where we were but not wanting to meet up. LAME!"
Maintenance Texts by shoewhore October 25, 2008
Christmas texts
The text messages, BlackBerry Messenger messages, etc. messages, that one receives on Christmas Day or Christmas Eve. May become annoying after many are received.
Can be used for several purposes:
1. To gain attention from peers. Often interpreted as sincerely spreading Christmas cheer.
2. To sincerely spread Christmas cheer. Often interpreted as gaining attention from peers.
3. To send a mass text to all one's contacts with the hidden intent of sending a message to the ex who no longer talks to you but you still care about. Is often brutally obvious. The sender often needs to move on and fucking forget about it.
4. Something to do when your family is making you bored as hell.
5. To make fun of your Jewish friends.
Can be used for several purposes:
1. To gain attention from peers. Often interpreted as sincerely spreading Christmas cheer.
2. To sincerely spread Christmas cheer. Often interpreted as gaining attention from peers.
3. To send a mass text to all one's contacts with the hidden intent of sending a message to the ex who no longer talks to you but you still care about. Is often brutally obvious. The sender often needs to move on and fucking forget about it.
4. Something to do when your family is making you bored as hell.
5. To make fun of your Jewish friends.
Merry Christmas everyone! ~Jessica
Mike: wtf. i hate getting these Christmas texts. they're fucking annoying.
Mike: wtf. i hate getting these Christmas texts. they're fucking annoying.
Christmas texts by atesantasreindeerwithlatkes December 25, 2009
textsplanation
An explantion that occurs via text. Negative connotation referring to something that is simply too long to drag out via text message and is usally better explained via some other medium (email, chat, voice, etc.)
textsplanation by Skoots January 9, 2008
textsessive
Obsessive when it comes to texting via cell phone, usually texting a significant other or possible love interest.
Guy 1: "That girl hasn't put her cell phone away since she's got here."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I hear that she's textsessive over some guy."
Guy 3: "She is most definitely textsessing."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I hear that she's textsessive over some guy."
Guy 3: "She is most definitely textsessing."
textsessive by OBizzle November 28, 2005