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Starpoint High School

A school located in the middle of no where often times referred to as "star farm". This school is slowly going down the drain after a food fight in 2009 that injured a police dog and left the faculty puzzled. Nothing fun is ever really planned and everything that is attempted to be, fails, despite the acts of an English teacher who runs around and dances. The backbone of the school is a 7 foot tall man who asks for passes and not much else, and his son who was got in trouble for watching child pornography also was employed in the district. But don't worry, the football team also has a horrible record as well as many of the other sports, but that does not keep Starpoint High School from giving it their all. Don't ever expect a snow day from the superintendent because although the school is located in one of the snowiest areas, that's not important! Who cares about safety when the school can get paid more money and invest it in over-sized rocks to make the parking lot look "nice"? That is of course the most important thing. If you are planning on attending Starpoint High School make sure that the assistant principal does not see you with anything less then fingertip lengthed shorts on, you will be sent home or forced to sit in a room with a man who never smiles, such punishment, we know. It's all just another happy time at Starpoint High School.
Hey didnt you guys beat Starpoint High School at the basketball game lastnight?

Starbooks 

The Starbucks cafe located inside of Barnes & Noble book stores.
Did you see all those indie kids writing their poetry and checking their Tumblrs on their over-sized Macbooks over at the Starbooks across the street?
Starbooks by beargonewild October 21, 2010

Scarpoosed 

To get shot down buy the most notorious of slutty ass whores as the direct result of being very very drunk and on drugs.
Dude.. you were so fucked up on booze and drugs last night that even Renner turned you down... you got Scarpoosed bro!
Scarpoosed by George Mettts January 25, 2009

starpoint 

Eternal pit of hell, home to many demons, such as Mr. Walter, Mrs. Solly, and the supreme overlord, Mr. Chick, with his right hand man, Mr. Kline, who has many underlings.
Negative twenty degrees outside? Hah! Thats still good enough weather for school!
starpoint by IhateSchool January 16, 2004

starport 

My girlfriend was quite upset when, instead of giving her a lesson in astronomy, I nailed her in the starport.
starport by Jiborski April 21, 2003

starwood 

1 A hedonistic community of campers who have gathered annually for the past 26 years.
2 A religious/music festival attended by pagans in late July. Held at the Brushwood Center in Sharmen NY
3 The internal feeling of home and purpose felt by the attendees of the Starwood Festival. Also the longing felt 51 weeks of the year in anticipation of the next Starwood.
1 Come to starwood its a great place to tune in and get the creative vibes flowing.
2 Great bands play at Starwood every year and the people who go there really know how to party all night long.
3 Ending a week of camping with my starwood family is a sad parting. But the memories keep me grounded till we gather again.
starwood by Orodar Woods April 28, 2007