stampoon

similar to poonage. it is the "fusion" of the words stamp and poon. stampoon= "owned", "pwned", "awesome", "sweet", "cool", etc.

song playing: "REMIXXXXXXXXXX"
person 1: "is this the remix ?"
person 2: "didn't you just hear it say "remix ?"
person 1: "OOHH !"
person 1 just got STAMPOONED !

by poonmasters July 18, 2007

slampooned

When you get slammed (hammered, drunk, ect...), and also get some "poon". The phrase is growing in DMV area universities, and has even been heard in Carolina schools.

Jacob: Who's ready to get SLAMPOONED?
Todd: I'm already slammed, so we just need some poon

by Cct236 October 16, 2015

Shampooning

Verb - The dexterity required act of massaging a girl's hair while simultaneously exploring her mouth. Occurs most commonly in public spaces.

Yo look at Cliff over there Shampooning the shit out of that girl. Are we in a club or a Pantene-ProV commercial?

by EBITDeezNutz March 22, 2011

shampoon

The aerosol spray strippers use on their vaginas to cover the promiscuous latex aroma

That sh!t was rank until she put some shampoon on it

by Nadaface July 15, 2016

spampoon

Spam emails containing messages about getting a larger wang, or on how to satisfy your lover in bed.

"Attract ladies like bees to honey with your brand new pecker" - Spampoon can also be called Poon Spam depending on what part of the world you are from.. or something..

by olstar May 16, 2008

Shampoontang

having sex in the shower while lathering, rinsing and repeating over and over again.

I heard that there is some sweet shampoontang over in the girls locker room.

by Omeil and Dan April 6, 2006

stampon

not unlike a mushroom stamp, a stampon is the sexual act where the male removes his penis from the females menstrating vagina and strikes the female in the face or forehead, leaving a red stamp in the shape of the penis.

called a stampon due to the penis acting as a temporary tampon and also being used as a stamping utensil.

My girlfriend told me she was menstrating while we were having sex. Angered, I pulled myself out and gave her a stampon to show my disapproval.

by Nedd February 3, 2007