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A Soccie is defined as:

1. A person without a soul.

2. A person who enjoys seeing others hurt or fail.

3. A person who steals.

4. A person who sees progress and wealth as inherently evil.

5. A person who leaches the light from life.

6. In other words, a socialist.

7. Hardly, a person at all.

Soccie (pronounced sock-ee) is short for socialist.
Hillary Clinton is such an effin soccie, she gets wet thinking about ganking her fellow humans' hard-earned moolah.

Only a soccie like Rudy Giuliani would try to place all of New York City under complete surveillance.

Michael Moore is such a soccie, it took him several years to find enough soccies like himself to have enough material for Sicko, a movie calling for socialized health care.
soccie by Nyal D. December 16, 2008
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Societal 

Societal (pronounced səˈsʌɪɪt(ə)l) is an adjective meaning of, or relating to society or social relations; of, or relating to the structure, organisation or functioning of society or, when applied outside of society as a whole, it can mean of, or pertaining to a large social group, such as a club, or to their activities and customs.
“I am really pissed off with these miserable fuckwit newscasters and their doom and gloom societal pronouncements.”
Societal by AKACroatalin August 26, 2016

pick-up soccer

A game of soccer where anyone can join, usually there's no membership fees, no skill requirements and it's just for fun. It's just a bunch of strangers meeting together to play the greatest sport in the word.
Person A: Do you know where I can play soccer?
Person B: Yeah, there's pick-up soccer every Thursday at Lincoln Park.
Person A: Cool, thanks!
Just walk outside. Society is all around us.
Society by Chalko3 January 9, 2021

Blue Top Society 

The blue top society is a secretive group of intelligent homosapiens that believe in a higher power with reason. Founded in 2013 February 9th by Matt.S ( Swaszey ) and initiated people without their regards asking questions that will confuse the mind to your average person and with this select number of people made the blue top society with answers upon joining.
The blue top Society are respectful and a good pleasure to be around.
Blue Top Society by Swaszey August 14, 2016

When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash 

What you fucking deserve.
Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*

societal familiarity disorder (SFD) 

When two people spend a lot of time together and begin to develop feelings for each other. But they actually are just assuming society's view on relationships. That people are suppose to be in pairs. So two good friends think they're in a romantic relationship.
John and Jane are both unemployed, so they have a lot of time to spend together. They start getting feelings that they mistaken as romance. They start really dating, get jobs and realize they were suffering from societal familiarity disorder (SFD)!