snartit 

When you sneeze, fart, and defecate at the same time.

After eating $0.50 tacos from an unmarked roachcoach, I was snartitting all day long!

snartit by vicious_and_romantic March 27, 2010

smartitician 

One who is adept at smartitistics, or exhibits general smartitude. Can usually be distinguished by the use of big words, mad math skills, and typically some geeky association like physics clubs, chess clubs, or Nobel Laureates.

Guy: Hey Linus, let's go boozin!

Linus (the smartitician): Whilst an evening of inebriated debauchery and possible altercations over ambrosial brews might prove gladdening, I must season myself tonight for the chess championship this weekend then complete my dissertation proving String Theory.

Guy: Dude... you need to kill some brain cells.

smartitician by testicles...that is all December 31, 2007

snarkity 

Verb: Rude; obnoxious; sarcastic; sleep deprived;

"Geez Suess is being so snarkity today."

snarkity by Dr. Suess July 3, 2008

Snartist

A sexy nerd artist. Usually a hipster boy who is good looking and possesses just enough nerdy-ness to still retain some kind of cool factor. Probably wears those nerdy non-prescription hipster glasses and beanies. Must be uber skinny and awkward looking, yet is desirable to females. Must have some sort of lame hobby, like video games or computer hacking. Also must posses significant artistic abilities such as drawing, painting, or graphic arts.

Kelly: "Ugh I'm sick of all these douche bag jock guys. I need to find myself a snartist boyfriend!"

Ashley: "Tell me about it! Find me one too while you're at it."

Snartist by hah twan April 14, 2011

Startitis 

Startitis: noun - Repeatedly starting new projects while still having multiple uncompleted projects.

Melanie is plagued by startitis. She frequently starts knitting something new rather than finish her other incomplete projects.

Startitis by Fiber Fanatic January 8, 2015

snaptitude

this word is used to describe the quality of being snapped at a very high capacity

The snaptitude of Dolly Parton's music video I'm Gone is astronomical!

snaptitude by someoneyeehaw May 15, 2020

snarkitude 

An arrogant attitude displayed verbally with a sarcastic, self-righteous tone.

When I listen to other people speak, sometimes it is hard not to hear their snarkitude.

snarkitude by Nommadd December 13, 2014