Roachcoach

a mexican food truck or van

I got some phat tacos from the roachcoach.

by Roachin April 18, 2010

Roachcock

Roachcockes are insects that pre-date dinosaurs and are said to have survived all 3 nuclear apocalypses (one of which killed the dinosaurs). They were originally discovered in the Philippines where they would often be mistaken for dates (the fruit) inside of rice cake. Roachcockes are not to be mistaken with cockroaches, these WILL bite you.

"Hey, is that a cockroach over there?"
"No, that's a roachcock because it's as big as an orange!"

by roachcock September 28, 2019

roach coach

A catering truck, especially one which frequents blue collar places of work; generally a modded pickup truck with insulated diamond-pattern doors covering a refrigerator case and a warmer unit with attached griddle.

"Naw, we wait till the roach coach comes around at 12:15 to take our lunch breaks around here."

by Lady Csyde April 18, 2004

roach coach

Roach Coaches are food service trucks, usually found making stops in industrial areas and county fairs. Some of the food can be quite good, but whatever you do, don't eat the sushi!

I had some roach coach sushi, and I havent gotten off the toilet since.

by gooberliberation February 7, 2006

roach coach

the newer, industrial strength roach coach is a mini-restaurant on wheels that is mounted on a truck chassis and is about the size of a UPS truck. Typical coaches have sides that open up to reveal varions snack and beverage items, in addition to an order window where the smiling Hispanic gentleman and his wife/sister or other female cook take and fill orders. Previously confined to construction sites and garages, now the roach coach prowls office parks offering secretaries a fried breakfast and lunch. The call of the wild roach coach is an obnoxious semi-musical horn that calls the willing sheep to be sheared and then fattened up on grease-laden fare.

I 'ate' at the roach coach yesterday and had the trots all night.
When people bring in roach coach food, you can smell the grease all over the building.
Roach coach cooking is the opposite of good food.

by adam_before_eve December 28, 2005

Roach coach

A burn cruise in a stagecoach, i.e. smoking ganja in house-drawn coach or carriage.

"Hark, the carriage cometh! Spark another owl, milady, let us go on a roach coach."

by zealasquigs May 31, 2020

stinky roach coach

A roach coach that had a obious odor coming out of it.

I caught a whiff of a stinky roach coach that was parked in a supermarket parking lot recently & nearly gagged!

by BruinKiller3469 March 26, 2009